Hothouse Happ'nin's

Getting on down to it in the greenhouse, where the fruit and vegetables aren't the only things that are swelling...

Oh, this building is perfection -
We must make use of this erection,
Because it's true that propagation's what it's for.
So if you really want a ration
Of tomato-scented passion,
It's time we hit that dusty greenhouse floor.

I wanna taste your appetiser
Among the bags of fertilizer,
And then I really wanna make a meal of you.
Where the courgettes stand in rows,
Let me put away that hose
And show you where the melons ripen too.

So never mind the muck in there,
Forget it - let's get… stuck in there,
We'll show that heater how a rising temperature is done.
I don't want my culture 'horti' -
I'd sooner have it naughty,
I bet you never knew that gardening was such fun!