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Pretty much like any other on-line home, really. Lots of stuff lying around, and joyously none of it laundry.

The Writing On The Wall

(or 'How The English Language Was 'Written Off By Me')

Poetry, Fruitcake Style

Just when you think things can't get any verse...

Tyred And Exhausted?

South Gloucester Ford Capri Owners club, the story of The Flying Tiger, and other tales for those with an interest in what's left of her 1,886,646 sisters.

If A Picture Can Paint A Thousand Words...

...you'd think they could redecorate my kitchen too. Various snaps of me and mine

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A useful and/or interesting assortment of sites that were just lying around...

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Not-so-stupid Cupid

Remember when your heart is breaking
Because he's left and doesn't care,
If he was really worth it
He would be b****y there.

So get those glitzy glad-rags on
And show him what he's missing.
It won't be long before he sees
It's him you should be kissing.

But he won't be the only one
To have changed his point of view,
And you'll feel better telling him
"I have seen right through you."

One day you'll find your Mr Right,
And you'll look back and wince
At the slimy frog you had to snog
Before you found your Prince.

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© Diana Lane 2000-2003