Pretty much like any other on-line home, really. Lots of stuff lying around, and joyously none of it laundry.
(or 'How The English Language Was 'Written Off By Me')
Just when you think things can't get any verse...
South Gloucester Ford Capri Owners club, the story of The Flying Tiger, and other tales for those with an interest in what's left of her 1,886,646 sisters.
If A Picture Can Paint A Thousand Words...
...you'd think they could redecorate my kitchen too. Various snaps of me and mine
A useful and/or interesting assortment of sites that were just lying around...
Getting A Buzz Out Of It
The pursuit of a non-cliched title is abandoned, and tribute is paid to a girl's best friend...
Although it's only plastic,
There's something quite fantastic
About this phallus-fashioned treasure.
With it's nine inch length
And industrial strength,
That will give you hours of wanton pleasure.
It's batteries
are expensive,
But its benefits extensive,
And in orgasmic waves you cannot drown.
All credit to the creator
Of the wonderful vibrator,
A loyal friend who'll never let you down.